Top 10 Reasons Why Reactionaries Should Support Marriage Equality Now!

10. You'll look better than the French. 9. There will be more room for you in the closet. 8. You won't look so bad for not supporting the Voting Rights Act or ERA 7. At least we'll be able to claim a moral victory over the Taliban! 6. Think of all the minority babies you can kick off the dole because now someone will finally adopt them. 5. It's not really about getting married. Think of all the money lawyers can grub on gay divorce ! 4. You'll effectively stick the left with a big tax cut thanks to all the new joint filings! 3. You can go to church on Easter Sunday dressed in a pastel blazer and white sans-a-belt pants without irony! 2. You can dance along with Ellen without irony! 1. Because if we do it now, you can blame it on Obama!